Anyway, that's too much nonsense and I mustn't upstage Bo.
So here's the good news. Our favourite author has been slaving away in a cork-lined room to bring us the second installment in the saga of Jim Stalker, which we've been waiting for with bated breath. You may all breathe again, it's coming. I have in my possession the first two chapters and will be posting them. Soon. (... cue echoing evil laughter)